United Citizen Federation - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrostuff Bigfoot and the Loch Ness

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster finally meet under a moonlit sky and the deepest thing either can say is "bruh

so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade

A tribute to the Polk High 1966 Varsity Hall of famer

Flowing cursive script reads "Gold Diggers" with a swoosh underline

Booking a world tour for a man whose entire career lasted one butchered national anthem is exactly the kind of commitment Frank Drebin would respect

United Citizen Federation - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrostuff Bigfoot and the Loch NessCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads