Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster holding chopsticks

holding chopsticks

Bold black block text reads "BASEBALL FIELD" above "EST

speckled treatment

white text reads "ESTD 1890" and "INDEPENDENT BASEBALL CLUB

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster holding chopsticksTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our sturdy