What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly A small orange-red semicircle sits

A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Steel blue text reads "W

Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly A small orange-red semicircle sitsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.