If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M and scissors

and scissors

" and "1888" in mixed serif and script lettering

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

" An anchor symbol sits below

rendered in orange and cream with exaggerated whiskers

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M and scissorsGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.