Nerd Never Ending Radical Dude - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black A golden-yellow distressed portrait depicts

A golden-yellow distressed portrait depicts Kenny G with long curly hair

Going gray is the only lifestyle choice where people still ask if you've "tried doing something about it

holding a blocker

bubbly golden-orange retro text in a 1970s groovy typeface reads "TATERS OVER" below the illustration

Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability

Nerd Never Ending Radical Dude - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black A golden-yellow distressed portrait depictsNerds spent the 1980s getting shoved into lockers by guys whose entire aesthetic they now wear as a victory lap. "Never Ending Radical Dude" is the backronym your bully would have coined if he'd had the vocabulary. The Details: Large inline striped text reads "NERD" in a gradient shifting from blue at the top to yellow at the bottom, with distressed texture throughout. Two nested inverted triangles outlined in red pink frame a cyan perspective grid