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Deez Nuts Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL " A circular crest borderedPutting chestnuts next to holly and calling it festive is the classiest way anyone has ever told a room full of relatives to ligma. Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet. The Details: Distressed red block text reads "DEEZ" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a metal scoop overflowing with golden brown chestnuts, flanked by green holly leaves. Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun