Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank comedy Santa running a chimney-to-chimney shakedown

Santa running a chimney-to-chimney shakedown for snickerdoodles is the most honest portrayal of that man's energy

It reminds us of all that once was good

The graphics feature clean geometric shapes with solid color fills in a retro mid-century aesthetic

Perched above the shoreline at 18002 PCH

flanking a cartoon green bass in a white baseball cap gripping a golden-yellow bat in a batting stance

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank comedy Santa running a chimney-to-chimney shakedownTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads