Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Bold distressed white serif text

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

TENN" above a vintage cartoon mascot in light blue overalls and cap swinging a bat

Grief never looked so dangerous on the wrong side of the tracks

Inspired by My Cousin Vinny

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Bold distressed white serif textReminding a made guy about his old day job is the kind of customer feedback that gets you buried in a shallow grave. Queens had exactly one shoe shine business where the service came with a body count. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Arched white text reads "MAKE YA SHOES LOOK LIKE F*CKING MIRRORS!" above a white illustration of a dress shoe with sparkle stars and a shoe shine brush above it. Cursive white script reads "Queens, New York" flanking