G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top-down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings

Distressed golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "VERDUGO HILLS" above a downward-pointing triangular banner containing dark circles with the letters "B

Decades of uncredited rejections

Distressed grey block text reads "CHAPPY'S FLIGHT ACADEMY" below

and nobody else even got the invite

G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Distressed white arched block textG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white