In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Nobody told him "a few

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

which is generous

bubbly golden-orange retro text in a 1970s groovy typeface reads "TATERS OVER" below the illustration

Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting

In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Nobody told him "a fewIn Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! Inspired by The Office. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton